For my surgery I had to do a colon cleanse. I've never had to do it before, and it was pretty awful... I had no idea there was so much stuff in anyone's body. I kept going to the bathroom for something like FOUR hours.
It got to the point where I was afraid I was gonna lose something important, like my stomach, or my lungs...
The brand name my doctor sent to the pharmacy was 'GoLytely'. Isn't that the most incredibly name? It should be 'GoForever', or 'GoHeavy' or 'Gotillyouseeyourlungs'.
Now it's kind of a joke at my house. 'Hey, see you in a bit, I've got to go lightly.'
And so it goes.
2 days ago