Lori's Give-Away at Pretty Things

Lori Anderson is having the most awesome give-away ever on her blog Pretty Things.  I want to win!  But if I don't win, I think you should.
How come I never win anything??  Just curious... 
I take it back.  Once, when I lived in Fort Worth I won something on the radio.  A check for a little bit of money.  Pretty cool.
But I've never won anything since then.  And that was about 14 years ago.