These are both from my aunt. The first is excellent, quite serious and is attached to all her e-mails. The second was part of a bunch of children jokes and it made me laugh and laugh...
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
The prayer this Mom will never forget-
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
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